I Do Not Write Non-Fiction

If it doesn't involve ghosts, werewolves, vampires, aliens, demons, or superheroes, I won't write about it. So, if you have come to this blog thinking that you're going to get to know me better, or to listen to a love story about my crush, or even to get involved with the drama that is my workplace, you've probably come to the wrong place. I do not enjoy writing non-fiction works, even for school, so why would I do it in my free time? No, if ever I write a non-fiction something-or-other, never trust that it is entirely true. I get bored very easily with life and reality, especially writing about it after I've already had to go through it once. So, be prepared for some exaggeration or fanciful language to spice it up a bit. This blog is not really about me, persay, but rather just a collection of writings of mine, most of them being fictional. If you find something about me, like a set of quotes or a short paragraph about my day, congratulations! It is a rare treat! Treasure it, because you may be seventy years old before you see another one like that*.

Now that I've clarified that this blog will be devoid of most writings about my everyday, boring life, let me tell you what it will be full of. Being a fictional writer, you probably already guessed that I write about adventures. But what you probably didn't think of, was that you were going to get trapped in those adventures, become part of them. Well, that's my goal anyway. When I write, I don't just write the story to keep me busy (although, that does happen sometimes...), I write the way I wish other people would write. I write so that even I get lost in the story, which means pleasant (or incredibly unpleasant) things for you, my reader. Be prepared, if you continue reading my blog, to be astounded!

...Or, at least, entertained.


*- Yes, I do write about my day, sometimes. But it doesn't happen very often unless it's extremely funny... or pathetic.